Peter, last night, on cooking a frozen meatloaf for dinner.
Him: "see, this is crazy. This package says it servers six adults"
Me: "and yet it only fed our three kids!"
Me: "well that's probably right. You are supposed to only eat a playing card size of meat"
Him: "BAA! On what planet does that happen?"
Me: "skinny planet"
Him: "I'm not familar with that planet"
If pluto were still a planet, it could be the skinny planet.
2 weeks ago